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Mastriano to intro bill banning chemtrails in Pennsylvania

Far right 2022 Pennsylvania gubernatorial election loser state Senator Doug Mastriano on Friday announced he’ll soon be introducing a bill – modeled after a similar one that recently advanced in the Tennessee state Senate – banning chemtrails from the skies of the Keystone State.

“Soon, I will introduce legislation amending the PA Cloud Seeding Licensure Law to ensure the skies over Pennsylvania are protected well into the future. Enshrined in Article 1, Section 27 of the Constitution of Pennsylvania is the people’s ‘right to clean air, pure water, and to the preservation of the natural, scenic, historic and esthetic values of the environment,'” wrote Mastriano in a memo.

“The Wall Street Journal recently confirmed active field experiments in Solar Radiation Mitigation being conducted by a private start-up in Israel called Stardust Solutions, and in Marine Cloud Brightening being conducted by Southern Cross University in Australia. Spraying unknown, experimental, potentially dangerous chemicals into the atmosphere without the consent of the people of Pennsylvania is a clear violation of Article 1, Sec 27 of the PA Constitution. My legislation will amend the Cloud Seeding Licensure law to ban the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals, chemical compounds, or substances within the borders of Pennsylvania into the atmosphere for purposes of affecting temperature, weather, or intensity of sunlight. This bill will mirror legislation that recently passed in the Tennessee Senate by a vote of 25-6. Please join me as a sponsor.”

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