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Trump’s fundraiser gonna be bigger than Biden’s, guys! Really!

Hearing that incumbent Democratic President Joe Biden is expected to bring in $25 million during a fundraiser Thursday night, adjudicated rapist and Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump’s team is now touting an upcoming event where, they claim, they’ll net more for the Bible-hawking sneaker salesman, according to ABC News.

“The response to our fundraising efforts has been overwhelming, and we’ve raised over $33 million so far,” billionaire John Paulson, the host of the April 6th event in Palm Beach asserted in a statement. “There is massive support amongst a broad spectrum of donors. The dinner is relatively small in nature, and we are almost at our cap.”

Trump will want to drive donations at the event:  five percent of the take will go to Trump’s SuperPAC, which is footing the bill for Trump’s various legal teams in his multiple criminal indictments.

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