“I’ve had two Congressman call me,” disgraced exiled former Fox host Eric Bolling asserts to Speaker pro tem Mike Johnson, making sure he’s holding up the correct number of fingers before making himself “woke” suddenly. “Congresspeople, I’ll say it that way, call me saying there’s someone on the Democrat side that’s paying off some of these members to leave to leave you with less of a majority. Have you heard that? You wanna refute it? Is that nonsense What are your thoughts?” Johnson responds that he has not, in fact, heard of disaffected Republican members of the House retiring early to get out of the world circling around baseless conspiracy theories.