Fresh off her dismissal from NBC News after a rebellion from the network’s journalist because she lacks credibility, the Democrats’ favorite former RNC chair Ronna Romney McDaniel will join Kremlin-backed media outlet RT on a short-term contract to provide US election analysis.  

Management at RT expressed excitement at having the former RNC chair appearing on the network, which signed McRomney to a one-day try-out contract on Monday.  “Ronna gives our network the type of honesty and credibility reflective of our brand here in the United States,” Alexey Nikolov, the Managing Director of RT stated in a released statement.  “Having her on our staff, even momentarily, provides us with inroads to appear legitimate to her previous audience.  Having a familiar face advancing our talking points cuts through six steps on establishing credibility for the highly-impressionable audience we wish to indoctrinate.”  

For her part, Romney-McDaniel felt relief that she could gain employment after her abrupt ouster from NBC.  “A girl’s gotta pay her bills,” Romney-McDaniel said.  “But I’m very excited about my new position.  I feel at home here.  I feel very comfortable.  This fits my strengths.  Mr. Nikolov assures me that I will not have to formulate thoughts on my own, where I’ve had problems in the past.  Here, they’ll dictate to me what I’m allowed to say.  It’s a familiar situation where I can utilize my talent of endlessly repeating talking points without critical thought.”