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Licking County, Ohio to take a licking in Tuesday storm

Licking County, Ohio officials have warned all Lickers to be safe as a major storm licks the region Tuesday, with Licking Commissioner Tim Bubb warning that local rivers “are close to running full” and the Licking Highway Department updating a list of road closures, the Newark Advocate reports.

Bubb did not tell Lickers to remain at home or “Lick your ass goodbye” if caught in a flash flood, because that would be gross. We also made up the part about “Lickers” being a demonym.

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