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Tulsa Glabbard says she turned down JFK Jr invite to ticket

Former Congresswoman Tutsi Gibbon tells ABC News that John F Kennedy Jr asked her to be his running mate in their awesome crusade to take down the Deep State censorship complex because she thought John was dead and that his new persona “Robert,” a weird dude with a fucked up voice who’s into old people steroids wasn’t the JFK Jr she knew and loved. Plus Gubbard was annoyed that he didn’t really understand what her new age “Hindu” cult was all about and didn’t want it to be a thing on the campaign trail because people might think the elephant with the extra arms was like some kind of Republican octopus hybrid and they’re trying to reach out to disaffected Dem voters…

Well maybe that’s what ABC News’s article said. It’s just an educated guess since we didn’t even skim it. Also should check the spelling of Tootsie Gerber’s name, there might be a silent Q in there.

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