A new report in the Huffington Post about Elon Musk’s testimony during a deposition in a defamation lawsuit brought by California man Ben Brody – whom Musk misidentified as a “fed” infiltrator disguised as a Neo-Nazi in a video of a June 24, 2023 brawl between the Proud Boys and the Rose City Nationalists in Portland – is some good stuff on its own. Musk is so addled he thinks Brody’s lawyer is Brody – even though he’s Mark Bankston, the pit bull who took Alex Jones for $1 billion, admits he “may have done more to financially impair” Twitter than help it since he took over, that he’s “guilty of many self-inflicted wounds,” and that he had no idea what the fuck he was talking about when he accused Brody of being a “fed” sent to stir shit up with the Proud Boys.
But beyond that it’s fun to think of how this transcript would be received if it were Joe Biden being deposed, like how much screaming about the 25th Amendment and everything we’d have to sit through if he sounded this fucking stupid and cowed while being interrogated. Even more fun to think of how the absolute genius of Musk will never be questioned despite ample evidence of self-inflicted senescence wrought by drug abuse and living as the nexus of internet-pilled batshittery.