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“ONE WEEK UNTIL ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE!”

“Friend, in one week, my SHAM trial in New York begins. THEY WANT ME IN PRISON! Democrats are salivating. They think images of me sitting in court will be the end of the MAGA Movement. If we don’t have a MASSIVE outpouring of patriotic support – right here, right now – all Hell will break loose. #1 Democrats will say they’re winning. #2 The LIARS in the media will say our campaign is FINISHED. #3 And worst of all? THE ABSOLUTE WORST! They’ll start to say supporters like YOU have given up on me… BUT I KNOW THAT’S NOT TRUE! MY SUPPORTERS ARE THE GREATEST PEOPLE IN THE HISTORY OF THE COUNTRY! Rabid Democrats will raise MILLIONS while I’m stuck defending myself in court,” writes “President Trump” in a fundraising email sent Monday.

“Now it’s time for ALL of us to send the Democrats, the media, and the Globalist Deep State a message they’ll NEVER forget. Before the day is over, I’m calling on ONE MILLION pro-Trump patriots to chip in and say, I’LL NEVER GIVE UP ON PRESIDENT TRUMP! > Remember, the only thing standing between freedom & the TOTAL OBLITERATION of our country is your support. YOUR SUPPORT fuels our Patriotic movement. And only with YOUR SUPPORT will we win back the White House. So from the bottom of my heart, I’m asking for you to stand with me just one more time > I know together we will win back the White House and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!” the email concluded.

Weird how the Trump campaign aren’t doing so well with small-dollar donations these days with messaging like this. The freely associated stream of consciousness, apocalyptic warnings of violence, and contradictory assertions of both doom and victory being imminent for the “MAGA Movement” are perfect appeals to the broken, irradiated brains of the Orange Warlord’s voter base.

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