Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXVIII

  • We’re about to see, for the first time, a former President sitting at the defense table in a criminal courtroom.  The event of the trial isn’t jeopardizing our Constitution; the denial of the defendant to the fact that he’s un-special and must answer for his acts–and his cult of lemmings–is why it’s at risk.
  • Nothing demonstrates the fake sanctimony of the GOP than Kari Lake pleading with Arizona Republicans to protect abortion access after she and her Party have called it a sin and murder.  Their passionate morality was discarded when it got in the way of their quest for power.
  • Kamala Harris is the Vice President we need on the Democratic ticket right now.  As a woman and a former state attorney general, she addresses the need for strong laws to protect reproductive freedom with an authority and perspective a male politician can’t authentically project.  
  • The defeat of the effort to derail FISA’s renewal signals the end of the far-right Deep Paranoia’s influence on national security.  They’ll still have impact–Marge will move to oust Mike Johnson likely later this week, throwing another tantrum–but they won’t have significant influence on legislation that passes.
  • If ever there was a need for an amicus brief to the Supreme Court, the four living ex-presidents not involved in the case should write a letter to the court saying they never believed they were immune from criminal charges.  If four out of five former presidents recommend trial…
  • The Vlasic Classic Pickleball Championship is a match made in sports sponsorship heaven.
  • A hand-picked set of Arizona Republicans–chosen because they uphold the ideals of the Party–want to take bodily autonomy back to 1864.  It’s a preview of what the Supreme Court’s faction wants to do.   
  • Trump’s “position” on abortion is no position at all.  It’s an abdication that leaves decisions to the states, which as we’ve witnessed is not feasible.  It continues his pattern of avoiding decisions and denying the ones he’s made.  His entire term was pushing decisions to Cabinet secretaries, governors, and private sector leaders.  There was no leadership.
  • Lauryn Hill’s vocal skills are greatly underappreciated.  Generally known as a rapper, she easily slides between genres–R&B, jazz, reggae, hip hop–with ease and silkiness.  Not sure what you’re in the mood for?  Just put her name in your queue.
  • When Republicans in Congress tell you they went home and they heard words of praise and no one questioned their policies, it’s true.  It’s true because they never allow foes to confront them.  Their 
  • Don’t be surprised if Trump fires his legal team representing him in the Manhattan case between now and Monday.  It might be his last available ploy to try to delay his trial.
  • Marjorie Taylor Greene believes that God sent an earthquake and an eclipse to warn us to vote against Joe Biden.  She neglects to mention She sent a global pandemic when Trump was in office, because if you’re going to claim God wanted to punish the US for its political leader, a once-a-century killer virus is more persuasive than things that happen regularly.  Shit, she’s dumb.
  • You may not know when you’re eating a bad bagel, but you’ll immediately see the difference when you finally enjoy a good one.  They’re supposed to be light and chewy with a crunchy exterior, not dense and bland.  And either go with a simple schmear of cream cheese, or go all out:  Everything bagel with cream cheese, smoked salmon, thinly-sliced red onion, capers.  Maybe tomato.  It’s not just a breakfast sandwich.  
  • We’re lucky to have a dog that doesn’t cower at loud noises is a blessing.  A dog that gets scared during thunderstorms or fireworks is as anxiety-inducing for its humans, too.
  • It’s highly likely that we’re the only intelligent-ish species to see a complete solar eclipse darken sections of our planet as happened last week.  While it may happen on a few other worlds throughout the universe–and generic eclipses are fairly common around the galaxy–the combination of serendipitous distances, diameters, sizes and eyes makes observing total eclipses incredibly rare.  Feel lucky, Earthling!
  • We’re not going to forget 2020, Republicans, no matter how much you try to rewrite history to tell us how great it was because prices were lower.  That may work on your Base, but not with us.
  • The smell in the yard after the first grass-cutting of the season almost makes winter worth it.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Log cabin burns to the ground

3 hours ago

“The Biden Administration is over!”

8 hours ago

Louisiana ICE agent arrested for breaking into ex’s home

9 hours ago

Jared Kushner pleads for preemptive mercy from Jeffries

10 hours ago

Flock CEO details the human side of a mass surveillance state

1 day ago

ChiComs making you hate data centers: New Big Tech PR message

1 day ago

Trump interrupted by heckler at cult speech

2 days ago

RNC chair blames Biden for abysmal Trump approval ratings

2 days ago

Supreme Court allows work to continue on Trump ballroom

2 days ago

Don Jr-backed “anti-woke marketplace” PublicSquare collapses

2 days ago

“As everyone knows, under President Biden…”

3 days ago

Breitbart reports socialist on slippery slope to full-blown Marxism

3 days ago

Natalie Harp’s creepy, obsessive letters to Trump leak to Daily Beast

3 days ago

Navy to rename carrier USS Doris Miller to USS Donald Trump: CNN

3 days ago

Smarmy MAGA Congressman says Trump pussied out vs Iran

3 days ago

Undercover ICE agent dropped recording device at church

3 days ago

FBI agents seize Swalwell’s devices, raid house

3 days ago

WSJ declares Bonesaw’s insane future city project DOA

3 days ago

Republicans urge Big Tech to improve data centers’ image

4 days ago

“Toughest president ever” announces “ECONOMIC D-DAY”

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Marie Antionette gushes over his Versailles

4 days ago

Orange God Emperor retroactively undorses Cory Mills

4 days ago

Byron Dork butthurt as “dirty trick” works out well so far

4 days ago

Madison Cawthorn gets 8.5 percent in FL-19 primary

5 days ago

Cory Mills loses primary

5 days ago

BREAKING: Fox News admits they lied to viewers about gas prices

5 days ago

California MAGA county clerk to hire Tina Peters as top deputy

5 days ago

“Peace president” gives up on peace talks

5 days ago

Fox News excited to hype launch of new mental poison for kids

5 days ago

ABC files First Amendment lawsuit against FCC

5 days ago

Orange Tyrant still really nervous over Dan Sullivan “hoax”

6 days ago

Frau Ingraham badmouths men who wear makeup

6 days ago

Pete Hegseth visits battlefield to try to help boost morale

6 days ago

President embarrasses nation because it’s a day that ends in Y

6 days ago

Texas MAGA Congressman says suffering American sailors full of shit

6 days ago

Supreme Court spikes Trump’s bid for EJ Carroll rehearing

6 days ago

Orange Fuhrer vows to “bomb the shit out of” US ally Oman

6 days ago

AP reports Trump-Iran 60-day “ceasefire” expires on Monday, lol

7 days ago

“This is real… He hasn’t brought anything down”

1 week ago

Israel relying on AI chatbots to help polish its image

1 week ago

Show us on the doll where the Shannon Bream woked you

1 week ago

Todd Blanche says it’s Trump right to pardon violent Jan 6 felons

1 week ago

Trump-appointed bank regular declares Trump crypto scam a bank

1 week ago

MAGA New York gubernatorial candidate and Nassau County Exec Bruce Blakeman is weak on border security and fighting socialism

1 week ago

Hawaii’s Big Island under hurricane warning

1 week ago

Deranged old loser mad GOP couldn’t find another “Mary Peltola”

1 week ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat Hitler traps Long Island police cadets

1 week ago

Consumer sentiment takes a beating again

1 week ago

Witch-haired freak dismisses suffering of civilians, military alike

1 week ago

Luigi-a-pleads-a-guilty-to-a-murda!

1 week ago

x
x
x
x
x
x