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“The US Secret Service, the New York City Police Department, and the New York State Unified Court System are working together to ensure the highest level of safety and security for the upcoming legal proceedings in New York City involving Former President Donald Trump. ‘The US Secret Service is prepared to effectively carry out our protective mission here in New York. While operational security precludes us from going into specifics, the US Secret Service will not seek any special accommodations outside of what would be required to ensure the continued safety of the former president. We have the utmost trust and confidence in our law enforcement partners, including the NYPD and New York State Unified Court System, and appreciate their continued dedication and professionalism'” says US Secret Service New York Field Office Chief Special Agent Patrick J Freaney in a joint statement issued with NYPD and state court system brass.

They could saved some time by just using the old “IT’S HAPPENING” Ron Paul GIF, because that’s the bottom line here: That barring another, much larger earthquake or a massive domestic terrorist assault on the city or some stupid bullshit intervention by a pro-MAGA state or federal appellate court, the fat fuck is about to face a criminal trial jury for real on Monday, 9:30 AM EDT sharp.

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