Sources tell Bloomberg that US and Israeli military officials are on super extra high alert for a massive Iranian drone and/or missile attack on the Jewish State that could come as early as within the next 48 hours, either through a proxy or even from Iran itself, which would be “unprecedented.”

“The US is preparing defenses and has moved additional military assets to the region, while intensifying diplomatic efforts to rein in hostilities,” Bloomberg writes in the article. But whether or not it even actually happens it’s safe to expect that right wing and allied anti-anti-Trump ballsuckers are preparing their offenses and moving additional propaganda assets to push a “Biden is weak, therefore he invited this” script. Never mind that publicizing the intel and making it clear that the US and Israel are ready to respond is actually almost as strong as deterrent as preemptively bombing the sons of bitches, the comfortably unfalsifiable “This never would have happened if Trump was still president” talking points and circular logic are no doubt being freshly recycled as we write this.

We’d say they might even dust off an old Michael Moore rant and switch out a few nouns, “Bush” to “Biden,” “Iraq” to “Iran,” so on and so forth, but that would probably be too much effort for the unprincipled cunts in the MAGA propaganda industrial complex to put together. “Trump strong and tough but wouldn’t risk war, Biden weak and wimpy but also a violent warmonger” is good enough.