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Social media tycoon addresses stock price difficulties

“I am so proud of Truth Social, because I believe it represents the Make America Great Again Movement, and it shows the Spirit and Love of our Country. If people who believe in putting America First and want to Make America Great Again, support TRUTH, we will be your Voice like never before, and a Real Voice is what our Country needs, because we are in decline,” and we have to stop Trump’s stupid post there because he and his fellow $DJT shareholders really are in decline, lol.

“…and must bring America to Greatness. Think of this as a Movement, the Greatest Movement in the History of our Country. We are going to Save our Country, and Make America Great Again, GREATER THAN EVER BEFORE!” the fat bastard continued. We’ll keep an eye out to see if investors heed his call to “support TRUTH” so Donald can cash out dump all of his shares in six months.

In related news, white nationalist asshole Marjorie Taylor Greene on Wednesday said only “This is a waste of time. I think you can read my reports and see what I own,” when asked by NBC why her most recent financial disclosure no longer lists any DWAC/DJT stock. The only legally valid explanations for that is if she sold it off within the last 45 days or if her now ex-husband ended up taking the shares in their divorce. If it’s the former she’s going to have to disclose a loss of up to $32,500 (or more at the current price) given the range of value of the shares she’s had since 2021.

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