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Various outlets, National Zero included, produced voluminous articles that said “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump,” and followed up with “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump” and “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.”

Several sources also said “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump” and “Trump Trump Trump.” Jack wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.” Spartan wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.” John Solomon wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.” CNN’s Kaitlan Collins wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.” Joe Concha wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.” MSNBC’s Katie Phang wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.” Substacker Aaron Rupar wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump,” far right psychopath Laura Loomer wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.” Legal scholar Laurence Tribe wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.” Marcy Wheeler wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump.”

Many others working in media also wrote “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump,” and then when they were like “fuck this” and tried to pick up a story about something, anything else, like Joe Biden campaigning on his many accomplishments in office. Then they saw all their clicks go down down down down down down down down down down and they were like “fuck this. We need more rump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump.”

Juliana Marins found dead inside Indonesian volcano

Thirsty ballsucker Buddy Carter nominates Trump for Nobel

Emil Bove told now-fired DOJ lawyer he could defy court orders

Israel still attacked Iran

Mike Johnson tells his party’s voters that he and Trump told Israelis not retaliate after Iran broke ceasefire and killed four people

“They don’t know what the fuck they’re doing”

Unceasefire

“President Trump is going to win a Nobel Peace Prize”

NASA finds Japanese probe’s “hard landing” site on Moon

Jaydee a little touchy on whether Iran still actually has uranium

“God bless Iran”

Supreme Court greenlights third-country deportations

Orange Ayatollah thanks Iran for performative retaliation

Capitol cop’s widow awarded $500,000 from MAGA rioter

Everybody’s Grown Tourist Woman: The Rescue of Juliana Marins

Surprise! Johnson won’t bring war powers vote to floor

Iranians warned US hours before counterattack

White House unable to use AI to create more flattering photo

US base in Qatar struck by Iranian missiles

Marine vet’s wife taken from breastfeeding baby, tossed in ICE gulag

Qatar closes airspace

Nuclear dick-measuring contest commences

QAdulteress falsely claims “MAGA is not a cult”

Intel indicates Iran retaliation on US troops in Middle East soon

North Koreans not exactly happy with US attack on Iran

Fat Hitler commands oil prices not to rise in response to his actions

We’re almost in false flag territory with this “Iranian sleeper cell” shit

Senate GOP taking Big Beautiful Bill to floor as soon as Wednesday

“Trump’s Best Foreign Policy? Not Starting Any Wars”

Michigan church shooting disappears from right wing media

Fox News hours away from figuring out way to blame Biden

Cornhole willing to step aside if someone can beat Paxton: WSJ

State Department issues “Worldwide Caution” alert to US citizens

Jaydee doesn’t screencap the regime change post

Iranian state TV reports main nuclear site attacked again

MIGA > MAGA

Kat Cammack blames “the left” for doctors, fearing felony charges, refusing to treat her during near-deadly ectopic pregnancy last year

Orange Tyrant endorses whoever will primary Tom Massie

No new wars (except on Iran): National Zero Special Live Coverage

“There’s a lot of risks here for escalation”

WATCH LIVE: President of Peace announces why he bombed Iran

US bombs Iran

Fat bastard returns to White House early

Orange is the new Green

“Redhead patrol” drunken MAGA ex-congressman’s liver gives out

Colorado MAGA vote fraudster charged with wife’s murder again

Campaign prop slowly realizes he’s already used up and discarded

Senate Parliamentarian kills some of Big Beautiful Bill’s SNAP cuts

Pakistanis to submit bullshit Trump Nobel Peace Prize nomination

Movie Night Friday: Waterworld