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Florida woman a little too forward with date, kind of overshoots it

“A seemingly innocent online connection turned into a nightmare for one Arcadia man when he traveled to Wauchula to meet with a woman he had met on social media. What began as flirtatious banter quickly escalated into a harrowing ordeal, resulting in the arrest of Ms Crystal Skiba. Upon arriving at Ms Skiba’s residence, the victim, whose identity is being withheld for privacy, was invited inside where he was met with unexpected aggression. Ms Skiba allegedly attempted to seduce him before revealing her true intentions. It became apparent to the victim that he was in a dangerous situation when Ms Skiba demanded payment and brandished a handgun, blocking his exit.”

“Despite his attempts to flee, the victim found himself in a life-threatening situation as Ms Skiba fired multiple shots at his vehicle. Miraculously, he managed to escape and alert the Hardee County Sheriff’s Office to the terrifying encounter. Subsequent investigation by detectives uncovered not only the firearm used in the incident but also illicit narcotics within the residence.”

“Shockingly, two minor children were present during the ordeal, further compounding the gravity of the situation. Ms Skiba now faces a litany of charges, including attempted first-degree murder, shooting into an occupied vehicle, and possession of a controlled substance, among others. The safety and well-being of the community, especially its most vulnerable members, remain paramount as law enforcement continues to pursue justice in this case,” says a press release from the Hardee County, Florida Sheriff’s Office. They don’t include any links to safety tips about online dating or anything like that. Maybe because this is sort of a regular occurrence in the area and people kind of take it as a given that Facebook hookups sometimes involve narrowly escaping gunfire.

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