Disgraced former President Trump’s legal team are preparing what Rolling Stone describes as an “emergency writ of habeas corpus” to keep the fat fuck out of jail should he be found in contempt again after Judge Juan Merchan issued what could be reasonably seen as a final warning Tuesday.
“The sources say Trump’s advisers have told him they believe the stay would be granted before New York authorities would be able to sort out the logistical nightmare of getting Trump into a jail cell when he has an armed Secret Service detail with him at all times. Trump would never have to wear a jumpsuit during the criminal trial, even if he were remanded, at least one lawyer close to the former president has assured him,” Rolling Stone writes, which we copied verbatim to show how apparently serious these fucking assholes are taking the prospect of the orange slob getting locked up.