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LIVE UPDATES: Annoying “Stormy weather in NYC” puns ahead

It’s actually a beautiful mid-spring Tueday here in Gotham. For now. Amazon Echo just gave a notification for a “coastal flood advisory” for Brooklyn starting at 6 PM EDT through 10 PM EDT.

Meaning that it’s not inaccurate to say there’s “Stormy weather ahead.” It’s just kind of rote to use it as a pun to describe the expected testimony of the pornstar in disgraced former President Trump’s ongoing 2016 election interference/hush money payoff trial. But to say it will be tumultuous for the fat fuck might be kind of an understatement given that his legal team possibly told him he had crossed a line on his gag order with a Truth Social post – that did not name names – from 7:30 AM EDT. We just might be in for another show cause order from the DA’s team.

Stay tuned here for the latest developments sourced from the many talented legal reporters present in the courtroom. Might be a while before we pick up any other news given the witness.

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