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Orange God Emperor commands GOP to table Greene’s motion

“I absolutely love Marjorie Taylor Greene. She’s got Spirit, she’s got Fight, and I believe she’ll be around, and on our side, for a long time to come. However, right now, Republicans have to be fighting the Radical Left Democrats, and all the Damage they have done to our Country. With a Majority of One, shortly growing to three or four, we’re not in a position of voting on a Motion to Vacate [blah blah blah a bunch of bullshit] It is my request that Republicans vote for ‘THE MOTION TO TABLE.’ We WILL WIN BIG – AND IT WILL BE SOON!” posted fat former President Trump at 5:59 PM EDT on Wednesday, about 15 minutes after the vote to table had already passed.

Meaning, per usual, he already knew (or is that stupid) that the motion had been killed and belatedly acted publicly like the vast majority of the House Republican caucus had been obeying his orders.

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