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Pop singer blames Russia invasion of Ukraine, Hamas attack on Israel completely on decision to cancel Keystone XL. Uh, right.

“Shutting down the Keystone Pipeline XL pipeline.  Inflation continues to go up because of it.  Our gas prices we know are high, gives us [phone ringing in background] on the world stage just a really weak position,” the Garfunkel to Autotune’s Simon and co-chair of the RNC Lara Trump says.  “You probably wouldn’t have seen the war with Russia in Ukraine without that decision.  You wouldn’t see the war in Israel with Hamas without that decision and really dumb stuff coming out of the Biden Administration.”

First, Lar, the Keystone Pipeline is operating.  It’s transporting about 500,000 barrels of oil per day.  The XL part wasn’t constructed, so there was nothing to “shut down.”  Second, the US is producing around 13.2 million barrels of oil daily–the maximum output.  So the red thread linking Keystone XL to Hamas’s attack–already thread-thin–is some “really dumb stuff.”

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