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RFK Jr suffering from brainworms, suffered from brainworm

Robert F Kennedy Jr suffers from brainworms, which is not a medical term but simply a modern colloquialism meant to encompass a wide description of his batshit delusions like believing that a chemical in drinking water is turning children trans, that COVID-19 was engineered to recognize the DNA of ethnic Chinese and Ashkenazi Jewish people and thus spare them the worst of symptoms, that 5G signals carry something other than cellular data signals, among other insanities.

Robert F Kennedy Jr also once suffered from a literal brainworm, like an actual parasite, and had it surgically removed in 2010, the New York Times reports, leaving it up to the reader to speculate as to whether there may be some kind of causal relationship between these two paragraphs. Jr told a lawyer in a 2012 deposition that the worm got into his “brain and ate a portion of it and then died.”

In related news, Bobby Jr on Tuesday challenged fat former President Trump to a debate at the Libertarian convention in DC this month, writing “I’d like to make you an offer. We’re both going to be speaking at the upcoming Libertarian convention on May 24 and 25. It’s perfect neutral territory for you and me to have a debate where you can defend your record for your wavering supporters.”

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