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House Ethics finds probable cause that Troy Nehls fucked around

The House Ethics Committee on Friday issued a report stating far right Texas MAGA Congressman Troy Nehls – the cigar smoking twat who said he wanted to impeach Biden to help fat former President Trump win in 2024 – had “reported campaign disbursements that may not be legitimate and verifiable campaign expenditures attributable to bona fide campaign or political purposes.”

“If Nehls converted campaign funds from Nehls for Congress to personal use, or if Nehls’s campaign committee expended funds that were not attributable to bona fide campaign or political purposes, then Nehls may have violated House rules, standards of conduct, and federal law. Nehls may have omitted required information from his annual House financial disclosure statements. If Nehls failed to disclose required information in his annual House financial disclosure statements, then he may have violated House rules, standards of conduct, and federal law. RECOMMENDATION: The Board recommends that the Committee further review the above allegation concerning Nehls because there is probable cause to believe that Nehls may have converted campaign committee funds to personal use,” the report continued, indicating that the asshole just might be in trouble.

Fun fact: Nehls voted against expelling George Santos, saying at the time he didn’t want the House GOP to lose another vote. Not that we necessarily disbelieve that, but now we’re thinking there just might be some consciousness of guilt on Nehls’s part going into that decision too.

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