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“They were authorized to shoot me! I nearly escaped death”

Fat former President Trump fundraised off of the “DEADLY FORCE AUTHORIZED” line in the FBI’s search warrant affidavit for Mar-a-Lago being unsealed on Tuesday, and that even though this is standard language and they purposely went there in August when the place was deserted and knew full well that he was not present and none of that shit matters because facts are for libtards…

Anyway, in a Tuesday email shaking down his fans, Trump’s lackeys wrote “BREAKING FROM TRUMP: BIDEN’S DOJ WAS AUTHORIZED TO SHOOT ME! It’s just been revealed that Biden’s DOJ was authorized to use DEADLY FORCE for their DESPICABLE raid in Mar-a-Lago. You know they’re just itching to do the unthinkable… Joe Biden was locked & loaded ready to take me out & put my family in danger. He thinks he can frighten me, intimidate me, and KNOCK ME DOWN! But worst of all? They think their THUG TACTICS will cause proud supporters like YOU to abandon me.”

The subject line says “They were authorized to shoot me! I nearly escaped death. Biden’s DOJ was locked & loaded for deadly force at Mar-a-Lago…” Emphasis ours on the “nearly” because if only Trump had nearly escaped death from an FBI agent’s submachine gun. Fucking dumbasses.

The fat fuck himself posted “WOW! I just came out of the Biden Witch Hunt Trial in Manhattan, the ‘Icebox,’ and was shown Reports that Crooked Joe Biden’s DOJ, in their Illegal and UnConstitutional Raid of Mar-a-Lago, AUTHORIZED THE FBI TO USE DEADLY (LETHAL) FORCE. NOW WE KNOW, FOR SURE, THAT JOE BIDEN IS A SERIOUS THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. HE IS MENTALLY UNFIT TO HOLD OFFICE – 25TH AMENDMENT!” Too bad Trump didn’t threaten any violence in return.

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