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Fat fucking idiot thinks “Shirt link” spambot post is real

Ughhhh. We all know that, outside some attributes you might say approximate “street smarts” and maybe “political instincts,” Donald Trump is an ignorant dumbass. This still manages to be kind of shocking though, that he would fall for this stupid bullshit though and think Mike Tyson is seriously wearing a shirt with that slogan as a message of support for him. Even if maybe the blurry-grainy quality actually helps this pic look slightly more realistic than they usually do.

Usually they’re complete shit:

This of course is not limited to the right (was probably even a left wing thing at first):

In related Trump Truth Social meltdown news, the fat fuck also completely misunderstood the jury instructions. “IT IS RIDICULOUS, UNCONSTITUTIONAL, AND UNAMERICAN that the highly Conflicted, Radical Left Judge is not requiring a unanimous decision on the fake charges against me brought by Soros backed DA Alvin Bragg. A THIRD WORLD ELECTION INTERFERENCE HOAX!” he posted, almost certainly having slept through that part when the judge explained it.

…and possibly based on this guy’s tweet. Actual legal expert Randall Eliason writes “Folks, this Tweet that’s making the rounds is very misleading. The lack of unanimity refers not to the charged offense but to the underlying crime the defendant sought to conceal with the false business records – that’s the law in NY, and the defense did not disagree.” More stupid bullshit, per usual.

Trump did however praise another jurist on Wednesday, posting “Congratulations to United States Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito for showing the INTELLIGENCE, COURAGE, and ‘GUTS’ to refuse stepping aside from making a decision on anything January 6th related. All US Judges, Justices, and Leaders should have such GRIT – Our Country would be far more advanced than its current status as A BADLY FAILING NATION, headed by the Worst President in American History, Crooked Joe Biden!” That’s sure to help Alito argue he can be a neutral arbiter of the law.

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