“I never knew how small, both mentally and physically, Wacko Former Actor Robert De Niro was. Today, De Niro, who suffers from an incurable case of TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, commonly known in the medical community as TDS, was met, outside the Courthouse, with a force far greater than the Radical Left – MAGA. Robert, whose movies, artistry, and brand have gone WAY DOWN IN VALUE since he entered the political arena at the request of Crooked Joe Biden, looked so pathetic and sad out there. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio!!!” posted fat former President Trump at 12:39 AM Wednesday, still upset and butthurt over De Niro’s appearance outside Trump’s trial Tuesday, something the MAGA media really struggled with, almost certainly disproportionately to any actual political impact it might have had. Also what the fuck is with the Joe DiMaggio line?

Still, based on the capitalization and spelling, Trump appeared less upset by De Niro than what happened inside the courtroom during the very long closing by the prosecution, writing “CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT I, AS A DEFENDANT, AM NOT ALLOWED TO REBUT OR CORRECT THE MANY LIES TOLD DURUNG THE 5 HOUR FILIBUSTER JUST PUT ON BY THE SOROS BACKED DA’s OFFICE IN THE MANHATTAN COURT. WHAT A DISGRACEFUL PERFORMANCE OF MISREPRESENTATION IT WAS,” again telegraphing his inability to understand the basics of criminal trial procedure.

Another freaking funny post was “THE GREATEST CASE I’VE EVER SEEN FOR RELIANCE ON COUNSEL, AND JUDGE MERCHAN WILL NOT, FOR WHATEVER REASON, LET ME USE THAT AS A DEFENSE IN THIS RIGGED TRIAL. ANOTHER TERM, ADVICE OF COUNSEL DEFENSE!” to which Politico legal reporter Josh Gerstein writes “Trump had the opportunity to raise this defense and passed it up, likely because of the disclosures and waivers that come along with it. His lawyers tried to raise it again last week in modified form after evidence was in and judge said no.”