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QAdulteress recycles line from Trump’s first impeachment trial

Look, we’re not trying to load you up with hopium and say fat former President Trump’s an absolute lock to become a convicted felon and that would then subsequently make President Joe Biden an absolute lock for reelection. We cannot however help but note how similar this vile maniac sounds to the main Republican line about the political fallout after Dems pulled the trigger and impeached him in 2019. Like the propaganda machine was fucking overheating with declarations that the foregone conclusion of his acquittal would ensure a landslide reelection victory and a deluge of libtard tears.

How’d that work out? Yeah, you could say COVID was what actually cost Trump reelection (and without COVID George Floyd wouldn’t have been murdered, which was what made it close in the end). But keep in mind he was pretty unpopular before the pandemic and there were plenty of early polls before then showing an uphill battle. The whole Impeachment 1.0 clusterfuck also trained the media to tune out the other, later shit about Hunter Biden, especially the “October Surprise” laptop.

The campaign would’ve been about Trump’s lawlessness and corruption, giving Joe Biden plenty to work with. They’re virtues to his base and no one else. It is not a good thing if “convicted felon” is prepended to his name. No amount of gaslighting by this mutant and her ilk is going to unring that bell. It may not guarantee his defeat but in no fucking universe does it actually help him. That the MAGA dickbags just going to say this shit anyway (again) should tell you that they know it too.

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