Malawi President Lazarus Chakwera on Tuesday announced that the plane carrying Vice President Saulos Chilima from the country’s capital of Lilongwe to the northern city of Mzuzu has been found in the Chikangawa Forest after disappearing from radar on Monday, the BBC reports.
Look, we’re not trying to ruin anyone’s day here, so let’s just end it at that. Search over. The plane was found in the forest. Malawi’s defense forces got that part of the job done. Plane disappears, plane located, mystery solved, end of story, close curtains. We have to move on to other news…
Alright fine, Jesus Christ… Okay, Malawi needs a new plane and a new vice president. Happy now, you stereotypically fucking sick morbid freak of an American news consumer? You people…