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ISIS leader hasn’t been heard from since May 31 US airstrike

US military officials are thinking that purported ISIS global leader Abdulqadir Mumin might not be okay after a May 31 airstrike on suspected militants in Somalia, NBC News reports.

They know they definitely turned at least three ISIS guys into applesauce during the strike, they just aren’t sure yet if Mumin was mixed in with the applesauce. They are more sure however that the Somalian ISIS leader Mumin is (probably was) also the global leader of ISIS as the terrorist pseudo-state. Intel indicated that within the last year ISIS decided to move to Africa after one too many of their Iraq and Syria-based leaders got turned into applesauce by American hardware over the years.

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