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Olympic highlights show to feature AI version of Al Michael’s voice

4 hours ago

Kemp left top-of-ticket blank in Georgia’s GOP Primary

5 hours ago

NBA outsources top two draft picks to France

5 hours ago

And… another Republican accused of lying about military record

6 hours ago

Nehls will no longer wear military pin he didn’t qualify for

7 hours ago

Self-own is self-revealing to anyone with an iota of self-awareness

8 hours ago

Amazon to battle Chinese outlets with discount section

8 hours ago

Marge gets public gender identify lesson from female drag queen

9 hours ago

Cops were already suspicious before they found a video of armored truck driver holding up cash hours after suspected staged robbery

10 hours ago

Fox News reports evil sadistic monster also a fan of DEI policies

11 hours ago

Bolivia might be coming down with a case of the coups

12 hours ago

Minnesota Republican candidate throws live tarantula at roommate

12 hours ago

Boris Sanchez cuts off MAGA Congressman’s Jan 6 whataboutery

13 hours ago

Biden 51 – Trump 49 in Wisconsin: Marquette poll

14 hours ago

Supremes accidentally post ruling allowing emergency abortions

15 hours ago

QAdulteress calls Adam Kinzinger gay for endorsing Biden

15 hours ago

Obama scores huge victory over Kenyan president

15 hours ago

Hawaiian cops investigating suspected shark bite incident

16 hours ago

North Korea-style praise for Dear Leader not needing energy drinks

17 hours ago

Red States lose big on COVID “censorship” at Supreme Court

18 hours ago

“They may have fallout to manage come Friday morning”

18 hours ago

Kremlin asset again hints at secret deal to free Gershkovich

19 hours ago

Team Orange threatens PAC over ad that quoted Trump accurately

19 hours ago

Mike Johnson says GOP can’t move fast enough to save Bannon

19 hours ago

High school dropout admits she was wearing fake Trump sneakers

20 hours ago

Kinzinger endorses Biden

21 hours ago

Orange Felon offended Biden “lied” about golf handicap

21 hours ago

Financial fraudster gets second FEC extension to file disclosures

1 day ago

Trump-endorsed Senate candidate loses race for Romney seat

1 day ago

Habba says Hunter was Biden Crime Family sacrificial lamb

1 day ago

Crazy MAGAchurch pastor loses South Carolina runoff

1 day ago

Bowman loses contentious Dem primary in NY-16

1 day ago

In new district, LB² takes GOP primary

1 day ago

Trump biopic producer reportedly blocking US distribution

1 day ago

Man who lost popular vote twice claims “nobody got more votes”

1 day ago

Zero Hour

1 day ago

Tang Terrorist would fuck up economy if reelected, experts say

1 day ago

CDC warns of increased risk for dengue fever in US

1 day ago

Supreme Court disbars Kentucky MAGA lawyer who tried to get outgoing GOP Governor Matt Bevin to pardon child rapist

1 day ago

State Supreme Court crucifies Oklahoma’s Catholic charter school

1 day ago

OMG! TRUMP MIGHT MAKE PICK RUNNING MATE THIS WEEK!

1 day ago

Kraken settles with former Dominion executive

2 days ago

“They’re gonna jack him up with Mountain Dew or whatever”

2 days ago

Jim Jordan wants to wrestle with Biden’s ghostwriter

2 days ago

Rasmussen poll finds voters expect Trump to win debate

2 days ago

“Southern history” professor caught distributing child porn

2 days ago

Ben Carson was Q all along!

2 days ago

Hunter tossed out of bar

2 days ago

House GOP’s budget proposal doesn’t defund Jack Smith

2 days ago

Meteorology, geology set differences aside, team up on lightning

2 days ago

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