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Military officials brief toddler with video reel of “stuff blowing up”

In a follow-up that completely tracks with their story from last year that Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard had sought to turn the daily presidential briefing into a Fox News-like broadcast – literally hiring a Fox producer to edit it and newsman Bret Baier to anchor it – so convicted felon President Trump would actually pay attention to nationally important shit, NBC News reports that US military officials compile a reel of what one source describes as “stuff blowing up” to serve as the daily presidential briefing on the progress of his directionless war in Iran.

The problem, and there’s always a problem, is that the explosion compilation widens the delta between how the fat fucking idiot thinks the war is going and the reality of it, and drives his frustrations with how the media is covering it because reality. Asked to comment on that part, White House propagandist Karoline Leavitt said “Trust in the mainstream media is at an all-time low and their overwhelming negative and biased coverage of Operation Fury, which has been a massive success, proves why the president is rightfully frustrated. The media spends more time using fake anonymous sources to sow chaos than focus on the successes and victories of our great US military against the Iranian regime,” but leaving out the part about how the regime hasn’t been “changed.”

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