Steve Bannon begs Supreme Court to keep him out of prison

White nationalist alcoholic Steve Bannon on Friday filed an emergency petition with the US Supreme Court to halt his four month federal prison sentence set to begin on July 1st.

Amy Klobuchar eyeing gubernatorial bid

Maduro pleads not guilty to aggravated Venezuelanism

WATCH LIVE: Junior ambassadors hold major Model UN summit

Mark Kelly tells Hegseth to go fuck himself, vows to fight demotion

Hardcore MAGA incel Colton Moore running to replace QAdulteress

Hegseth pussies out of court-martialing Mark Kelly

Cranky slob screaming at MSM for insufficient supplication again

Tim Walz drops reelection bid

“GUYS! YOU CANNOT BE ADJUSTING HIS LIGHT!”

Cuba says at least 32 military officers killed in Caracas raid

Fox News reports Trump DHS failed to protect Jaydee’s mansion

Seriously and literally shut the hell up, Politico Playbook

Surprise! Orange Warlord snubbed Machado because she kept Nobel Peace Prize instead of giving it to him: Washington Post

LISTEN LIVE: Fat Hitler does another stupid audio-only “gaggle”

Delcy Rodriguez sold Maduro out to Trump regime: report

Dan Bongino officially returns to civilian podcasting life

Marco says libs too fixated on who runs Venezuela: Live updates

Massive Hot Wheels heist investigated by Washington sheriff

This Venezuela thing is just a distraction from the Somali fraud

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor celebrates V-VZ Day

Texas Dem Greg Casar demands immediate war powers vote

“Something is gonna have to be done with Mexico”

Some stuff happened in Venezuela overnight

Dave Portnoy just asking questions about Stefon Diggs charges

Wisconsin family’s GoFundMe omits Trump from “novelty $100 bill”

“Clavicular” ignores heat from MAGA allies, not backing down on claim Jaydee has too weak of a jawline to be the next president

Firewood supply facility destroyed in fire fueled by, well, you know

Decrepit old bastard celebrates “acing” another dementia test

Maduro regime detains at least five Americans

“Let’s talk about health for the 25th time… My health is perfect”

Eric Adams was in Times Square to ring in the end of his career

House Judiciary releases Jack Smith interview transcript

Michael Rapaport announces four year long NYC mayoral bid

“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” added to post all but calling for a violent rampage targeting Minnesota’s Somali community

Karoline vows to continue promising to take action against fraud

Fat idiot selective in his propaganda, per usual

Netanyahu asked Trump for a “second round” with Iran: report

Mar-a-Lago sent female employees on “house calls” to Jeff

Demented old slob adds 14 percent to already bullshit poll finding

Mali and Burkina Faso ban Americans

Orange God Emperor vetoes bill for Colorado’s water supply

All Minnesotans to suffer due thanks to MAGA circlejerk

Recovery operation gets lucky, in a very freaking horrible way

Fox News reports Trump let all the frauding happen during first term

Warner shareholders to tell Paramount to fuck off again: report

Not clear if RFK Jr blaming COVID vax for cousin Tatiana’s death yet

Hissy catfight rages in front of amused gawkers

Patriots WR charged with not as bad as Aaron Hernandez

German thieves pull off pretty kickass bank vault heist

Democrats need to take this Minnesota scandal seriously