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Republican Party’s abusive overlord declares victory in VA-05

Apparently fed up with waiting for a network or someone to make a call in the now six-days removed Virginia 5th District primary between incumbent far right extremist Congressman Bob Good and also extreme far right but more loyal challenger state Senator John McGuire, convicted felon former President Trump on Monday just went ahead and declared McGuire the victor anyway, posting the signature pic of himself with a sly, shit-eating half-grin and McGuire’s kind of slightly-off face photoshopped together in an endorsement win template on Truth Social. It’s true that McGuire’s lead has widened since last week but we’re talking it’s at 373 when on Thursday it was at 321.

So yeah he’s probably ultimately going to be right about McGuire winning, even as Good is making noises about a fight. Elections are very hard to overturn even at this low of margins. It’s also very on-brand for Trump to simply say his guy won when no independent sources are saying the same.

In related news the fat fuck also posted an image of Congressman Ronny Johnson Jackson’s letter to the White House demanding that Biden take a drug test before Thursday’s debate, which of course did not also say the Orange Allah was willing to do the same as he claimed not too long ago.

“President Biden, in advance of the first scheduled 2024 presidential debate in Atlanta on June 27, 2024, and on behalf of millions of concerned Americans, I demand that you submit to a clinically validated drug test in order to reassure the American people that you are mentally fit to serve as President and not relying on performance enhancing dungs to help you with your debate performance or on a day-to-day basis to assist you in performing your duties as President of the United States. This drug test should be administered both immediately before and after the debate and should include, but not be limited to, performance enhancing drugs. The results of these drug tests should be immediately released to the public, along with a complete list of all medications you are taking on a daily basis or have taken on an ‘as needed’ basis, as well as any performance enhancing medications you are taking or plan to take prior to the debate,” Jackson’s staffers wrote.

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