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Biden and Trump tied in monthly Emerson College poll

A new Emerson College national survey conducted after President Joe Biden’s clusterfuck of a debate performance against convicted felon former President Trump finds the Orange God Emperor leading Joe 46 to 43 percent nationally but the gap closes to a 50-50 tie when leaners are included in the head-to-head. When Russian assets Robert F Kennedy Jr, Jill Stein, and Cornel West are added to the mix Trump leads Biden 44 to 40 percent. Emerson of course did not include the Libertarian guy, who’s actually going to be on the ballot in a shit ton more states than Kennedy and West, nor did they mention what the “with leaners” number is in the full field.

Still, if this were the final Emerson number of the 2024 election we’d be feeling pretty confident about Biden’s chances since for at least the past two years they’ve been off by four to six percent in favor of the Republican. Examples: In February they found Dem Congressman Tom Suozzi +4 ahead of that Mazi Pilip idiot in the New York 3rd special election, Suozzi won +8. Last November they put Kentucky Attorney General Dan Cameron was +1 Dem Governor Andy Beshear. Then Beshear won by 5. In 2022 now-Senator John Fetterman was behind Dr Oz by 1 percent in Emerson’s final poll, then Fetterman won by 5. That Tudor Dixon dumbass was trailing Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer by 5 according to Emerson, Dixon lost by more than twice that. That Adam Laxalt dickbag was smoking Nevada Dem Senator Catharine Cortez Masto by 5. Then oops, she won in a squeaker.

We could keep going with these but then we’d look like we were taking the polling seriously.

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