Categories
Uncategorized

“They flew right at the beginning. He was off the stage. He had just gotten off the stage. He’s a very good man, he’ll be a great senator”

Wrapping up an interview this morning with convicted felon former President Trump, far right shitbag radio host Hugh Hewitt asked the demented senior how he was feeling about his chances in Pennsylvania, saying “Well, I’m going to Pennsylvania for [Republican Senate nominee and hedge fund oligarch] Dave McCormick tonight. How do you feel about the Keystone State?”

“Well, I feel good about Dave McCormick, too. And I think I’ve helped Dave a lot. I put him, every one, don’t forget, I have rallies, I had a rally, 55,000. I had a rally, 100,000 people. That would be the Butler rally. One was 55, and was 100,000 people, 101,000 people. I put Dave out front. You know, Dave was with me. One minute, he was on the stage one minute before the bullets flew from the maniac. He was standing there one minute, so he got lucky. He got off the stage. But he was there one minute before. He was there right at the beginning, and they flew right at the beginning. He was off the stage. He had just gotten off the stage. He’s a very good man, he’ll be a great senator. And I think I was extremely helpful to him,” said Trump. Hewitt then mentioned other GOP Senate candidates Bernie Moreno, Eric Hovde, and Mike Rogers as solid picks, to which Trump agreed.

“You’re doing great. Thank you for your time this morning. I hope I talk to you on Election Day, and I’ve already cast my vote for you, so everyone out there who says I’m easy on Trump, I’m not easy on Trump. I just know what’s good for the country. Thank you, Mr President,” said Hewitt, symbolically wiping the white stuff off of his chin. “Thank you very much, Hugh. Thank you,” Trump said.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Netanyahu says “no, fuck no” to Trump’s Hamas “peace plan”

3 hours ago

Fox News reports WNBA controversy consuming Fox News

9 hours ago

“Man, he’s destroying families”: Trump fanboy with fiancee in gulag

19 hours ago

Strait closed until Orange Ayatollah agrees to demands: Iranians

23 hours ago

Judge orders MAGA Virginians to re-rename Confederate schools

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Robber Barons praise their Orange Cash Cow

2 days ago

Princess Donald cries over his magical ballroom’s disappearance

2 days ago

Bitch Cassidy and the Sunsetting Career

2 days ago

White House economic wiener retcons July jobs report

2 days ago

July jobs report smashes expectations

2 days ago

Murkowski a no on Todd Blanche

2 days ago

Orange Fuhrer refuses to endorse John Thune for Senate leader

2 days ago

Andy Ogles loses primary

2 days ago

Jon Husted’s wife or someone finally told him to man the fuck up

3 days ago

Fat president still screaming about “fake news” and shit

3 days ago

“How to Lose Friends and Antagonize Presidents” by Thom Tillis

3 days ago

Beaver attacks prompt closure of Maryland state park waterways

3 days ago

Bunnygate scandal continues to engulf Miller campaign

3 days ago

Enraged Fuhrer vows “treasonous” leakers being “hunted down”

3 days ago

Failed casino owner shares business wisdom in Vegas: Live

4 days ago

Jon Husted has no opinion on Max Miller

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Todd and K$H’s Excellent Press Conference

4 days ago

Fox News-brained senior citizen actually constitutionally empowered to follow through on his bullshit rants, doesn’t

4 days ago

Patriot arrested outside of Trump’s California golf course

4 days ago

DCCC adds another 12 seats to target list

4 days ago

Chuck Edwards throws in the towel after Ethics finding

4 days ago

Axios “reality checks” Trump’s “golden age”

4 days ago

Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Dem Senate nomination

5 days ago

Stuffed toy bunny hostage situation, other matters, unresolved

5 days ago

Minnesota MAGA Congressman hints Tom Emmer possibly dying

5 days ago

Box-o-Wine brought evidence to White House

5 days ago

Max Miller asks House Ethics to investigate him

5 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump defense lawyer confirmation hearing

5 days ago

David Ellison bitches about antitrust lawsuits in NYT op-ed

5 days ago

British Neo-Nazi running as Tory in local UK election

5 days ago

Fox News reports Nick Shirley staging dumbassery in Ceuta

5 days ago

“Things aren’t looking good”

6 days ago

Box-o-Wine arrives at White House

6 days ago

Trump considering firing Judge Box-o-Wine over pool case fail

6 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh signs some lame executive order

6 days ago

Surprise! Jim Jordan getting in on New Jersey voter fuckup

6 days ago

Frailty, thy name is Donald

6 days ago

NYC-owned grocery stores might require “library card-esque thing” to enter, which is hypocritical because voter ID blah blah blah

6 days ago

Naoero is the new Nauru

6 days ago

Insecure old loser fails to provide his “REAL Polling Numbers”

6 days ago

Newsmax reports near-dead alcoholic agrees with abusive master

6 days ago

UK gas stations losing £194,000/day to theft since Iran war began

6 days ago

CENTCOM internally crowdsourcing ideas to defeat Iran

6 days ago

Missouri station’s “SHOOTING” placeholder not exciting enough

6 days ago

Blanche orders plug pulled on slush fund

6 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x