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Orange Felon commands his RNC chair to “get tough” on voter fraud, warns he’ll throw Mark Zuckerberg in prison if elected again

Convicted felon former President Trump on Monday commanded the mind-slaves in his party to fall in line behind that bullshit bill redundantly banning noncitizens from voting in federal elections, posting they must pass it, “or go home and cry yourself to sleep. Non citizen Illegal Migrants are getting the right to vote, being pushed by crooked Democrat Politicians who are not being stopped by an equally dishonest Justice Department. Our whole voting system is under siege. Harmeet and David, go to court and get this stopped, NOW.” No idea what the fuck this idiot is saying about going to court to get something stopped when the whole post was supposed to be about passing a bill.

Anyway, Trump continued with “The Dems can’t win on their policies, the only way they can win is to CHEAT. They do it at every level of government, and they do it well. That’s how they get an incapacitated moron like Joe Biden elected. Get tough RNC (Michael W!), Speaker Johnson, and all State and Local Republican politicians. The Justice Department is CORRUPT and won’t do a thing to help. They have no shame! All I can say is that if I’m elected President, we will pursue Election Fraudsters at levels never seen before, and they will be sent to prison for long periods of time. We already know who you are. DON’T DO IT! ZUCKERBUCKS, be careful!” with the “ZUCKERBUCKS” we take to mean as warning Mark Zuckerberg to stay away from election office philanthropy.

Also love the bitching at RNC chairman Mike Whatley, who replaced Ronna Not-Romney at the beginning of an election year specifically because she was “not good on election integrity.”

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