Gentlemen in Fort Worth, Texas are no doubt devastated after their club was burned to the ground early Wednesday in a blaze fire officials tell the Star-Telegram is still under investigation.
The gentlemen’s club, which no doubt was a cherished spot for rakes to engage in spirited discussions about topics of economics, politics, philosophy, and scientific discovery whilst enjoying a drink and a cigar, was named “Baby Dolls,” which may have been some sort of cleverly ironic reference like “Bohemian Grove” or the “Hellfire Club.” Fortunately no gents were injured in the conflagration, though the club’s female employees who appeared nude to the merry andrews as part of their jolly bacchanalia involving tossing of dollar notes are sadly without employ.