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Orange Felon commands OPEC to intervene in election for him

“OPEC NATIONS ARE GOING ALL OUT TO DRIVE DOWN OIL PRICES IN THE HOPE THAT CRAZY KAMALA HARRIS WILL WIN. THEN THEY WILL REALLY REAP THE REWARDS! SHE WILL BE A DISASTER FOR THE USA!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Monday, plainly demanding the Saudis and the rest do something immediately to raise gas prices on Americans.

See, this is legitimate panic. A calmer, more collected Trump would make up some bullshit way to take credit for it, saying that the cartel is lowering prices preemptively in anticipation of him winning because he would be so tough on them or some other vague lie. If he can’t do that then maybe he should just leave it alone instead of unintentionally screaming that he wants gas prices to be higher.

Earlier the fat bastard posted “Why is FoxNews putting on Crazy Kamala Harris Rallies? Why do they allow the perverts at the failed and disgraced Lincoln Project to advertise on FoxNews? Even Mr Kellyanne Conway, a man so badly hurt and humiliated by his wife (she must have done some really NASTY things to him, because he is CRAZY!), is advertising on FoxNews. We have to WIN WITHOUT FOX!” Maybe he should spend more time campaigning and less time watching Fox News.

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