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Conservative pundit: Trump “crapped the bed today”

As an always-spinning conservative political pundit, Scott Jennings did his best to try to put to lipstick on a pig, and that pig is Donald Trump, the leader of the Republican Party.  Trump’s latest porcine act of piggery occurred at the Chicago conference of Black journalists where Trump questioned presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris’s heritage, and Jennings tries at first to cast Trump’s appearance as brave before admitting, “He did crap the bed today.  The only question is, is he gonna roll around in it or is he gonna get up and change the sheets.”

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