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Stock market down as investors fear Trump defeat, per Trump

“STOCK MARKETS CRASHING. I TOLD YOU SO!!! KAMALA DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE. BIDEN IS SOUND ASLEEP. ALL CAUSED BY INEPT US LEADERSHIP!” posted convicted felon former President Trump Sunday, clearly thrilled by the mere potential for economic hardship being wrought upon Americans.

Incredibly for Trump, it’s also logically consistent with his prior claims of credit for stock market gains over the last year, such as a January 29th post in which he wrote “THIS IS THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET BECAUSE MY POLLS AGAINST BIDEN ARE SO GOOD THAT INVESTORS ARE PROJECTING THAT I WILL WIN, AND THAT WILL DRIVE THE MARKET UP – EVERYTHING ELSE IS TERRIBLE (WATCH THE MIDDLE EAST!), AND RECORD SETTING INFLATION HAS ALREADY TAKEN ITS TOLL.”

Hence this is no longer “THE TRUMP STOCK MARKET” because his campaign is issuing lengthy memos about why a CBS News/YouGov poll finding Kamala Harris with a 1 percent lead is fake.

The fat bastard also reposted several memes from his fans that were quite low in their graphic design production value and bearing messages such as “No Trump, No America. Simple as that” and then “WE THE PEOPLE DEMAND JOE BIDEN FREE THE JAN 6TH HOSTAGES – RETRUTH IF YOU AGREE” and also “KAMALA HARRIS REFUSES FOX NEWS SEPT 4 DEBATE WITH DONALD TRUMP IN PENNSYLVANIA BECAUSE FOX WON’T GIVE HER THE QUESTIONS.” The meme notably did not rule out that Fox News would give Trump his questions in advance of the unlikely-to-happen debate.

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