Harris campaign raked in $36 million in 24 hours after Walz pick

“In the first 24 hours since Governor Walz was announced as Vice President Harris’ running mate, Team Harris-Walz has raised $36 million dollars,” the campaign announced Wednesday, per CBS’s Scott MacFarlane, making it official that the Veep has twice in under a month had a day eclipsing the $34.8 million fat former President Trump raised in May after he was convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records to cover up two minutes of sex with a porn star.

NYPD ordered to cut back on car chases

Fox News reports Justine Bateman calling for Newsom’s removal

Donald pushing “Da Vek” to “take” Ohio Senate seat

Israel and Hamas reach ceasefire deal

Orange Overlord orders all windmill construction ceased

Friday is Free Tree Day for 1,000 Duke Energy ratepayers

“He’s going to do what he wants, what the base wants”

WATCH LIVE: Five simultaneous Senate confirmation hearings

QAdultress intros another stupid “expungement” resolution

Most Republican voters expect personal finances to improve: poll

Sub-freezing temps forecasted for DC on Monday

Pacific Palisades mansion owned by MAGA douchebag who begged for private firefighters burns to the ground

“Firefighters that went up to him with tears in their eyes”

South Korean cops enter presidential compound

SEC sues Ketamine Brain for non-disclosures during Twitter buyup

Crockett mocks the very serious matter of DOGE

Washington hospital’s twisted plug-pull fuckup headed to court

“There’s a lot of members that aren’t there yet on just exactly what this would look like”: MAGA Congressman on aid to California

Mike Johnson goes full-pole for Trump inauguration

British court tells guy who lost $600 million in Bitcoin tough shit

WATCH LIVE: Petey Pee Pants faces confirmation hearing

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?”

Hegseth admits he’s a little different

Jack Smith drops Volume I of final report

Orange Overlord demands Newsom build pipe to Canada

ChiComs considering selling TikTok to Ketamine Brain

Starbucks ends “demented vagrants welcome” policy

Tuberville not shy about blaming Californians

“LV M1LFS,” “IAM DUI,” “FKY0U” top list of Florida DMV rejects

Capitol rioter says she’ll refuse Trump pardon

House Republican intros “Make Greenland Great Again Act”

“People made fun of that word, rake, which is a technical term for some of the equipment used in forestry,” says California Republican

FBI agents spotted at Ben Affleck’s mansion

Cannon denies bid to block Smith report Volume I

MAGA Congressman urges Californians to change bad behavior

Average American used their phone for 2.5 months in 2024: study

Greg Abbott announces he’s going full-pole on Inauguration Day

WATCH LIVE: Bannon (probably) continues shit-talking Musk

Russians and Iranians set to sign “strategic partnership” treaty

Florida cop quits before he can get fired for rear-ending vehicle while watching porn on his phone behind the wheel of patrol car

No tsunami expected after 6.9 magnitude quake off Japan

President-Elect shares message from staunch supporter

Los Angeles fires death toll rises to at least 24

“SAVE RUDY!”

Congresswoman offers novel solution to California fires

Nunes says Mark Zuckerberg should invest $450 million in Truth Social and Rumble to prove he’s serious about free speech

“He’s a very blunt and honest human being”

Florida man brings knife to a gunfight, wins

Jaydee deftly blame shifts for upcoming failures

Orange Shitbag again puts property before people