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Melania’s former modeling agent asked Trump to have ICE deport his ex-girlfriend amid custody battle, got result he wanted

Noting that she in all likelihood would’ve ended up getting deported anyway because she was in jail after being arrested on a fraud charge, the New York Times reports that Brazilian woman Amanda Ungaro was nevertheless expeditiously sent back to her home country after her ex Paolo Zampolli personally asked his longtime friend, convicted felon President Trump, to help end a custody battle with Ungar over the former couple’s teenage son. Trump, who in 1998 was introduced to his then-illegal immigrant now-wife Melania by the modeling agency exec-turned-some bullshit “special envoy,” obliged and had ICE official David Venturella promptly call the agency’s Miami office to ensure the stormtroopers nabbed Ungar from the jailhouse before she was released on bail.

Zampolli of course shows up repeatedly in the Epstein files but rather than going down that insane rabbit hole, instead contrast it with the tale of Bruna Ferreira, also Brazilian, also a mom in a custody battle, also tossed in the gulag after her shitbag ex – Krazy Karoline Leavitt’s brother – asked for a favor. Bruna was released from the gulag after a few days, the deportation case against her left in some indefinite limbo as there’s no articles on her since December, all because it was too much heat and real-time media attention for the Trump Regime to take. The shit with the Zampolli scumbag happened quietly, the better part of a year ago, and under the media’s radar, which should tell you speaking up makes a real difference. That these fucking ghouls avoid sunlight as much as they can.

Spare a thought for that kid who’s going to find out what his dad did to his mom because the fucking New York Times reported on it rather than his dad telling him. This is going to be a hard day for him.

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