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Horrifying news for the chodes that take this bullshit seriously

Maybe we could’ve waited until Harris actually overtook Trump, but fuck it. Still funny that one Black woman or another combined are more likely to win than him, according to the shitbags who would post “BuT tEh bEtt1Ng MuRkeTs sAy TRUMP iS aHed!!!!111!!” under every poll that had him behind Biden since 2019 or whenever this circlejerk became a thing. The best part is that less than a month ago on July 16th – two days after he got shot – Trump was as high as 72 percent.

Things are even more dire on PredictIt, the original site for lame political bets, where Harris is up 57 cents to Trump’s 41 cents on the dollar, whatever that actually means in real life.

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