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“We are witnessing a kind of out of body experience”

Trump campaign pollster Tony Fabrizio tells Politico that the American electorate is in some sort of paranormal fugue state, and the “honeymoon” he promised is now an ethereal miasma of psychic energy that will dissipate once the otherworldly forces swirling around us release their grasp.

That’s not that much of an exaggeration of what he actually said: “We are witnessing a kind of out of body experience where we have suspended reality for a couple of weeks, and in that suspended reality, it’s almost like Kamala Harris never met Joe Biden, you know, they were passing acquaintances,” and that the campaign will work day and night tirelessly to prevent Harris from claiming “she has no responsibility for anything that happened in the Biden administration.”

It might help if they had candidate who would do that instead of claim Harris can’t be biracial, that the Capitol insurrection drew more people to DC than Martin Luther King, and apparently believes that being an “asylum seeker” simply means that a person has escaped from a mental asylum.

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