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Moscow Mitch warns a Harris win would be “our worst nightmare”

Mitch McConnell is still alive as of whenever the Louisville Courier Journal printed this article about him warning the crowd of a Harris Administration “nightmare” at a National Conference of State Legislators Legislative Summit breakfast in the town, with old Cocaine Mitch foretelling a dark future in which a Dem trifecta would abolish the Senate filibuster, create the states of DC and Puerto Rico, and break the current 6-3 MAGA majority on the Supreme Court one way or another.

“I think when the voters have spoken and given divided government, they’re not necessarily saying ‘do nothing,'” McConnell said in a nod at the small-to-medium gestures of actual governance helped Joe Biden achieve during his term. “They’re saying, ‘OK, you’ve got some big differences. Look at the things that you guys could agree on and make some progress with the country.'”

Lol at him trying to sell the virtues of a Republican House and/or Senate without him around doing literally anything but try to undermine the legitimacy of a Harris Administration. Lol even more at him not coming even close to saying another Trump Administration would actually be a positive thing.

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