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TMTG shares sink on Trump tweets

Shares of $DJT sank Monday on the reactivation of convicted felon former President Trump’s personal Twitter account, the megaphone that defined so much of his failed presidency until it was banned after he incited an insurrection – which is the whole fucking reason there is a $DJT symbol, dropping another 5.23 percent to $24.86, down by nearly half the value less than a month ago in the immediate aftermath of the failed assassination attempt and continuing a slide that accelerated after President Joe Biden quit the 2024 race and endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris.

Two things really funny about this: The surge in the price was on the heels of political developments separate and apart from actual measures of value like revenue and profit, with retail buyers knowing full well it was a tulip bulb fiat and the MAGA billionaire cunts knowing the same but also a token of access to the Orange Warlord. The second is that we are almost 100 percent certain that the tweets coming today are being posted within the letter if maybe not the exact spirit of Trump’s existing contractual obligations to his investors – that his utterances remain exclusive to Truth before he posts them anywhere else. The Truth Social feed looks like his usual, deranged all caps bullshit while the Twitter (or X) feed is more polished. There’s no overlap, so it seems like he’s exploiting a loophole in the contract to promote the Monday night stream with Elon Musk… And yet apparently that’s lost on the investors who are selling because on the belief Donald is abandoning his platform.

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