Peruvian officials on Thursday announced they had seized hundreds of dead endangered frogs from Lake Titicaca illegally caught and killed to be sold as aphrodisiacs, AFP reports in a story billing the meat of the rare Telmatobius culeus amphibians as the “Andean Viagra.” The shipment of the frogs was bound for the capital city of Lima, where presumably regular Viagra and Cialis are difficult to come by, leading men suffering from erectile dysfunction to eat goddamned frogs.
Wildlife experts estimate the population of the Lake Titicaca Frog has declined as much as 80 percent since 2009 due to loss of habitat, pollution, and being rendered into “Andean Viagra.”