House Judiciary announces Trump will protect your ducks and cats

Protect our ducks and kittens in Ohio! pic.twitter.com/YnTZStPnsg

— House Judiciary GOP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 (@JudiciaryGOP) September 9, 2024

Well here’s something approximating a resolution to what we’d been curious about earlier as to what color the ducks allegedly being killed and eaten by Haitian migrants in Ohio were. Turns out they are white, at least in the AI-generated images posted by the House Judiciary Committee Twitter account as operated by Jim Jordan. We weren’t up to speed on the cats getting eaten too though.

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