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Former president seems serious about big debate in comeback bid

Suppose it was only a matter of time before the fat bastard, known to be essentially the opposite of an animal lover in real life, would jump in on this fucking madness with his usual zeal.

And so did one of his more unhinged sycophants…

In yet another non-surprising development, just like how the “cat-eating” was a completely unrelated incident of a crackhead acting like they are wont to do in an Ohio city distant from Springfield, the “duck eating” photo was also completely unrelated, per the Reddit user who originally posted the photo of a random guy carrying a dead goose (not a duck) a few weeks ago.

Things you see while driving in CBUS
byu/isitmeyourelooking4x inColumbus

The Daily Dot reports that on Tuesday the user wrote “Apparently my picture has been hijacked by right wing media. This was NOT taken in Springfield. This is on Cleveland Ave in Columbus.” In an interview with the Dot, the user, who declined to give their real name, said “I think it’s awful that right-wingers including Ohio’s Republican senator will take a random picture from the internet and use it as a weapon to further their agenda. The garbage they are spreading has been completely debunked, yet they continue to spread it.” Wonder what he thinks of Trump’s memes.

Lastly, our favorite “Speaks to a Larger Truth” Guy, PowerLine Blog’s John Hinderaker, summed it up from inside the MAGAverse even better on Monday, writing “One of my daughters commented on the family chat: ‘So the pet thing basically sparked a real conversation on the problem of mass-immigration.’ I think that is right. Most Americans have had it with the elites’ effort to remake our country by bringing in tens of millions (ultimately, hundreds of millions) of third world immigrants who they think will become loyal Democratic voters, but who in the meantime massively disrupt our society and inflict enormous costs on taxpaying and working class Americans.”

TLDR: It doesn’t matter if this is all bullshit, as long as it feels true it works great for us.

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