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“This is not who we are as a party”

Minions of convicted felon former President Trump emphatically tell NBC News that there are “real concerns” about MAGA psychopath influencer Laura Loomer potential to cost Donald and the swing states and she must be removed from his coterie immediately as her white nationalist batshittery threatens his already questionable chances of retaking power and implementing Project 2025.

“She has to go. Laura Loomer cannot stay. She just can’t. She is unapologetic,” one Trump ally told NBC. Anonymously, out of fear, of course. “This woman attacked the vice president of the United States in such a racist manner. It was appalling and she hasn’t apologized,” the source added.

Others pointed to Loomer warning that the “White House will smell like curry and White House speeches will be facilitated via a call center” if the half-Indian American Vice President Kamala Harris wins as a particular headache given the relatively large South Asian populations of Georgia and North Carolina, with one having told Trump directly “if you don’t fix this, it will be a problem.”

“There are people who want to be helpful, who want to win, and have the operations to do so. But there is a bridge that those people won’t cross, and it seems right now that Donald Trump is intent on crossing it,” a Georgia Republican strategist told NBC. “If he crosses that bridge with people like Laura Loomer, the people he needs to win won’t be on the other side of it with him.”

Commenting on Trump’s very half-assed Truth Social post disowning Loomer, yet another anonymous minion said “I think he needs to go further. She needs to be completely removed. I will not tolerate it and I just cannot tolerate her comments, I don’t want her anywhere near us at all. This is not who we are as a party.” Lol at that last denial of reality. They fucking nominated Trump again, for the third presidential cycle in a row. That kind of hateful shit is EXACTLY who they are as a party.

It’s one thing to be upset about Loomer’s proximity to their Dear Leader making it harder for Republican voters and politicians to continue lying to themselves about their party’s deep-seated racial malevolence. Nobody likes their bubble being pierced, especially by their Lord and Savior, who himself is simply reminding them who they really are when he elevates a scumbag like Loomer.

The sick freak herself responded to NBC’s request for comment by dismissing the whining from Trump’s other minions. “How come they are gossiping to the media instead of knocking on doors and campaigning in Georgia and North Carolina? Gossiping is much easier than working. I work everyday in support of Donald Trump. I spend over 19 hours a day working in support of Donald Trump and have dedicated all of my time to helping him win. Perhaps they should do the same.”

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