Minnesota Congressman Tom Emmer – the assclown who was humiliated by convicted felon former President Trump during his brief October 2023 bid for Speaker of the House only to then prostrate himself before the Orange Tyrant anyway – is playing Governor Tim Walz in Mike Pence replacement JD Vance’s prep sessions before the vice presidential debate on October 1st, NOTUS reports.
Emmer was picked for the role as a fellow 10,000 Lake stater who can embody the “Minnesota Nice” persona of Walz and has been taking it seriously by studying footage of Walz in debates as well as reading up on Vance oppo to use for sneak attacks, with the latter part sounding like a hell of a lot of homework. Also involved in the prep’s “murder board sessions” are Milkshake Abortion guy Jason Miller and Vance’s wife Usha. “Murder board sessions have been just hammering JD with question after question. Essentially, his team acts as the moderators and just hammers him with questions to see how he naturally responds to stuff,” a source said. Hard to imagine that’s going well.