Categories
Uncategorized

Charlie Kirk lieutenant freaks out over stalled Nebraska fuckery

Now, while we can’t say for certain whether Charlie Kirk acolyte Tyler Bowyer, the credibly suspected beneficiary of major graft from the coffers of the very slush fund-y MAGA “youth” activist organization Turning Point USA, does or does not know what he’s talking about here, specifically on the question of if Nebraska state Senator Mike McDonnell can be recalled from his seat for coming out against the plot to rig the electoral college for convicted felon former President Trump. We simply aren’t familiar enough with Nebraska election laws to make a call one way or another.

We can say however that since the whole point of taking the position was to avoid pissing off his constituents that a recall bid probably would not actually succeed. And it’s unlikely that one could be launched within the next 42 days even if it is possible. And that he’s leaving office on January 8th, 2025 due to term limits. And that he wants to run for Mayor of Omaha next year and as such should try to continue to stay in his constituents’ good graces ahead of that bid. And that, per the New York Times, McDonnell is not the only holdout, there are two other Republicans still opposed, putting Team MAGA three votes shy of the 33 needed to pass the bill Gov Jim Pillen calls a special session.

So yeah, Bowyer is just crying salty tears of butthurt rather than dealing in reality.

The rest of the “Nebraska Freedom Coalition” tweet is friggin hilarious too. “It’s unfortunate that the entire fate of the state, and possibly the country, can be held in the hands of one or two state legislators. At a time when courageous action and moral fortitude is needed, ‘Republicans’ in Nebraska would rather remain comfortable and complacent. The democrats wouldn’t hesitate for a second to legally implement a rule change that would reflect the will of the majority of the state.”

“Senator Mike McDonnell may have changed his political affiliation from Democrat to Republican, but it has become abundantly clear he is not interested in securing our elections nor protecting the integrity of our republic. We pray to God that we don’t look back on election night wishing there was something more that could have been done,” the far right Cornhusker State account moaned.

On that we’re in agreement. We hope that Kamala Harris wins significantly more Electoral College votes than the just the one in NE-2 while capturing a clear majority of the antiquated bullshit system, 300+ of them to make any attempts by corrupt MAGA judges to overturn it useless.

The Orange God Emperor himself bitched over McDonell’s “betrayal” on Monday, posting “I would like to thank Governor Jim Pillen of Nebraska for trying to help the Republican Party simplify the complexity of the State’s Electoral Map. It would have been better, and far less expensive, for everyone! Unfortunately, a Democrat turned Republican(?) State Senator named Mike McDonnell decided, for no reason whatsoever, to get in the way of a great Republican, common sense, victory.”

“Just another ‘Grandstander!’ Who knows, perhaps one of the others two Republicans that were a ‘NO’ Vote will change their minds. In the meantime, thank you to Governor Pillen and Omaha Mayor Jean Stothert (I always preferred a winner take all allocation of Nebraska’s Electoral Votes!) for their hard work and effort. I LOVE OMAHA, and won it in 2016. Looks like I’ll have to do it again!!!”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

New York Post reports Trump to completely defeat Tren de Aragua gang but then the daydream ended and a cold reality sank in

14 hours ago

MAGA Senators still fine-tuning Hegseth defenses

18 hours ago

NASA developing phone-sized aquatic probes to explore Europa

20 hours ago

Venezuelan forces lay siege to Argentinian embassy in Caracas

1 day ago

Fox News reports wokeness ruining country music industry

2 days ago

Philippines Vice President Sara Duterte says she’s ordered assassin to kill President Ferdinand Marcos immediately if/when she is killed

2 days ago

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCI

2 days ago

Hungarian Nazi enthusiast named to National Security post

2 days ago

We’re gonna miss him when he’s gone

2 days ago

Hedge fund manager going to play with a lot more people’s money

2 days ago

Maine Republican declared winner of election for state seat by one vote after being arrested for choking wife in October

2 days ago

Canadian Clustertruck captain convicted

2 days ago

Top German conservative activist dies at 96

3 days ago

Guy who can’t get webcasts to work interested in buying MSNBC

3 days ago

Texas Supreme Court gets Ken Paxton out of a jam

3 days ago

Matt Gaetz says he won’t be back in Congress on January 3rd

3 days ago

Judge Merchan indefinitely postpones Trump sentencing

3 days ago

Mike Rogers not under consideration for FBI chief: Trump minion

3 days ago

MAGA Land urges children to sacrifice new toys for America First

3 days ago

Tucker says he told Johnson to “check with Putin” on Ukraine aid

3 days ago

Team Orange “blindsided” by Hegseth rape accusation

3 days ago

Convicted California pedophile faces 740 years to life in prison

3 days ago

New York man actually laser eye-memes fucking Kevin McCarthy

4 days ago

“He was doing very well but, at the same time, did not want to be a distraction for the Administration”: Trump on Gaetz withdrawal

4 days ago

Matt Gaetz pulls out before things got even more messy

4 days ago

Republicans don’t actually know how mass deportation will work

4 days ago

MAGA propagandists put on nominee defense duty

4 days ago

Barrasso comes out in support of Pete Hegseth

4 days ago

Allegation: Hegseth drugged, sexually assaulted woman

4 days ago

ICC issues arrest warrant for Netanyahu

4 days ago

Bobby Jr agreed that Trump fans are “Nazis” back in 2016

4 days ago

Florida man arrested for planning to bomb Wall Street

4 days ago

Out of control inflation: banana sells for $5 million

4 days ago

House Republicans lining up to sink Gaetz nomination

4 days ago

Not The Onion: Alex Jones sues Sandy Hook families, The Onion

4 days ago

Capitol rioter convicted of plotting to murder FBI agents

4 days ago

House Ethics fails to agree to release Gaetz investigation report

5 days ago

Elon Musk got a lot done today

5 days ago

Orange Pharaoh rages over pushback to his shitty picks

5 days ago

Laken Riley’s killer convicted

5 days ago

Bald asshole former acting AG gets NATO ambassador nod

5 days ago

Grindr user “SenatorPartySlut1776” complies with blackmail terms

5 days ago

Freeman and Moss ask judge to hold Rudy in contempt

5 days ago

Jaydee stuck trying to sell Senate GOP on Gaetz

5 days ago

Surprise! Bobby Jr bought into “plandemic” shit in 2020

5 days ago

Walmart CFO says they’re getting ready to jack up prices

5 days ago

US Embassy in Kyiv shuts down over anticipated Russian attack

5 days ago

AG-designate Gaetz helped pay $10K in tuition for two underprivileged sex workers, Committee investigation found

5 days ago

Wrestling executive to head US Education Department

5 days ago

Guy accused of battery who cheated on wife once wrote of one’s “moral responsibility” while at Ivy League. (No, the other guy)

5 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x