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In news very related to this tweet (definitely written by spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan), President Biden on Monday said he may have to call Congress back in to session to pass a disaster recovery supplemental, because Mike Johnson left it out of the continuing resolution.

Convicted felon former President Trump claimed he wanted to go to North Carolina, tweeting “We are now heading to Valdosta, Georgia, in order to pay my respects and bring lots of relief material, including fuel, equipment, water, and other things, to the State… I was also going to stop into North Carolina, which has really been hit hard. I have a lot of supplies ready for them, but access and communication is now restricted, and we want to make sure that Local Emergency Management is able to focus on helping the people most affected, and not being concerned with me. Iโ€™ll be there shortly, but donโ€™t like the reports that Iโ€™m getting about the Federal Government, and the Democrat Governor of the State, going out of their way to not help people in Republican areas. MAGA!”

Naturally Fat Hitler didn’t specify what “reports” that he’s been getting about North Carolina Democratic Governor Roy Cooper purposely trying to fuck over redder areas of the state.

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